Animal Stories
The mystery of why Fat Center Bear contest Holly 435 was so fucking obese and out of shape has been answered and the mama bear proved to be a mama bear and returned to Katami National Park. Holly was a bear but looked like a pig and was fat and bloated it was a Bear in to in in the 2019 Fat bear contest and the calendar of the bear sold millions and millions of calendars . Holly 435 was about 5 35 pounds and just barely was able to mope around gorging its Center Bear belly on berries and
salmon before disappearing for the winter . Holly returned with a much slimmer figure and was barely recognizable and this speculated for many that Holy was sick but low and behold a baby Cub was seen traveling with Holly 435 and the logical conclusion was thus made by the "scientists'. Holy 435 is a beast and a half a Center Bear form hell and one that must be avoided by humanity and Ape alike in the North woods as this is one Alaskan Bear that plays no games and cares about the Cubs and we don't mean a baseball team located in Chicago's South Side. The cub has had a salutary effect o Holy 435 and it appears more subdued and easy going not tearing as much into the flesh of the salmon with an attitude from the Arctic.
This Bear gets round and dominates the salmon trade along the Katamia river bend and it will not yet fellow Bear,Wolves,Human, or Sasquatch get near her spot and will quite literally scale away and attack anything near this river bend making this Bear of the Year and one of the baddest Bear bitches around earning its name and fame. Holly 435 has returned t the streams and rivers of Katami National Park and is ready to get fat and bloated for winter.
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