Tony Miselli
Money Speak
Famed bamboozle of PPF funds and Lamborghini race David Hines was facing a litany of legal issues dealing with his business contracting corruption and refusal to wear masks as he has been mask finde din the hundreds of thousands of dollars. Now the young entrepreneur has been attacks suffering a eight inch gash after snorkeling off the coast of Miami's famed beaches and suffering from a left shark.
A Black Tip left shark attacked Mr Hines and thus adds to a horrible year for the young rocker and hip hop artist wanabee jackass and a half. Hines was out with friends when he felt something bite his leg and he yelled in pain for his mother and his prized Lamborghini that the government
confiscated and he has not been able to see nor ride anymore as the government is accusing him of massive business fraud of taking Covid relief money and not hiring or retaining workers instead spending lavishly on himself and his girlfriends. The massive left-wing left shark Black Tip sea beast tore a deep gash is Mr Hines leg and ultimately coming to the conclusion that Hines tasted like shit and the left shark would of rather eaten horse and bullshit than a human primate monkey being often confusing left sharks with their unnecessary presence in these oceanic habitats belonging to sea mammals and the fish. Dave Hines is recovering from his wounds and licking his chops seeking sympathy for the amount of troubles and fraud he has cused and he is looking for serving long periods of time for his numerous legal issues and problems and this shark bite is the least of his concerns right now and he will recover physically if not financially.
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