Scumbag Slash comes to Elk Grove Village and received a huge fee for appearance eat Jersey Jack Pinball and demands a pinball game about himself

 Otto Jansen

   Former sick guitarist Slash of Guns and Roses came aboard to the Chicago suburb of Elk Grove Village this week and received a huge kings ransom for an appearance of Jersey  Jack pinball manufacturing company that makes expensive and boring pinball machine throughout America. Slash loves pinballs in addition to guitars and is a avid collector of pinballs as much as he wold collect women while out on tour with the heavy metal grunge band known as Guns'N Roses, 

 Slash obviously was in Elk Grove village in an attempt to get a pinball game made for him or his old band mates and likely given the ego of this fucktard libtard musician he is likely trying to get a pinball game devoted to himself. Slash'es ego is so large and hos obsession with his hundred plus classic pinball collection so great that obviously this silly jackass will demand that Jersey jack Pinball tribute the former rock guitarist with his very one pinball theme and game.

Slash is not deserving of tribute nor a fucking pinball game and for most people under forty this sill gut fuck is irreverent and many people alive now don;t even know who the fuck Slash from the Gun's N Roses are nor would they like the sounds he would produce for this one time short lived popular rock band . Guns' N Roses was only relevant in 1989 and errrrr maybe 1990-91. The slasher also requested several times to  no avail tat he would like t see a snake themed pinball and told the executives at this Chicago suburban manufacture that he is hurt and upset that that have yet to take his advice and create an illustrious pinball snake themed game and he is looking for custom pinball pinheads out there that can customized him a great machines to so this pinhead Slash can have one with snakes and own it.