Jason Fool
Fool Report
A major international surfing competition has been canceled in the latest example of cancel culture as a Great White left shark attacked a surfer and sent him to critical condition in the latest shark fatalist to hit the world. A left shark named WUIPT987 chomped on a Hawaii man and bite him to death off Honolulu Bay off the island of Maui and this helped cancel of the foolish World Surf League that should already had been canceled through Covid some months ago and it is incredulous that this competition was still taking place as apparently it flew under the radar of health officials that need to stopp and prevent these super spreader
surfing events. The yet unidentified man was a fifty six year old jackass fool that was surfing and attempting to live a twenty something year life doing a reckless and hazardous hobby and someone should of encourage this old fool to avoid the waters at all costs. Authorities are warning the public and those insisting on going into the soft waters of Ohau and Maui that this bad left Bull shark is still out there and may now have a taste for surfboards and human flesh as the big bite out of the surfboard was shown for the media
reporting on this ghastly attack. Ohau beach is about as dangerous as Omaha beach on D day and should be declared off limits until 2022 because of Covid sharks. Most if not all of these foolish surfing competitions should be canceled in the foreseeable future until the shark problem is taken care off or the state of Hawaii should just declare surfing unnecessary and dumb and regulate against these competitions of the elite class.
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