Charlie Edison can't believe Greyhound racing is kaput

 Baxter Lomax 

Animal stories

     What can one say about gambler Charlie Edison. Charlie goes  to several bars including  Player Pub and Grill up in Prospect Heights,Il where we saw this clown that has a huge with OTB and  this guy has loved gambling  for years on dogs but has been disappointing  that finding a good Greyhound track race has been harder and harder as he likes to go out and have a beer an drink some bad bar soup and meal. Charlie Edison couldn't believe it as he went out one night and didn't see the Greyhound track in Palm Springs Florida where he liked to bet on a tan and Brown Greyhound named Milkhound and he didn't see Milk Hound out because Florida just passed a law closing all of its remaining Greyhound tracks after people voted n a referendum  to end the long time practice of Greyhound racing in the sunshine state. The  Greyhounds that would race fro generations in the absurdity and obvious animal abuse didn't have sunshine lives and often lived miserable kennel lives 

 where the dogs remained lock down and were socially distanced form one another and people with a life of imprisonment and only meant to focus and study on race and rabbit.   prisoner and under lock down for much of their  life. These unlucky dogs were staved prior to a race and were triggered by a robotic rabbit so hungry they would race and attack a Lion  . It too a while but it appears the dawn of a new era is in Florida and the dog days of Greyhound racing are kaput and finito as the greedy and abusive  owners of Greyhounds won't be able to make a buck and some jingle from racing these dogs for the pleasure of screwball and nut jobs like Charlie Edison. Charlie was bitching that all of the casinos in Illinois and Milwaukee's Pottawatomie casinos are closed and he couldn't wager on dog an pony's  for a while and was so angered to realize that following the forty of the year gambling on Greyhounds was no longer an option and it is only a matter of time before horse racing in Kentucky and camel jockeying in the United Arab Eremites will eventually have to come to an end and be kaput. 


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