Aaron Luther
Animal Stories
A huge cougar has been seen on surveillance cameras everywhere in this increasingly Covid sparse Nevada city n longer the epicenter and destination of international gamblers as travel restrictions have been limited throughout the world because of the environmentalism radicalism of health and government conspiring to basically slow down global economies through lockdowns.
The Vegas City Lion has scared the shit out of people still in sin city and thus far trappers and animal control units have been unable to track,kill, or stun this cat-like beast from the West as it is on the prowl for jackrabbits and gamblers. there is a bounty of 2300 bucks for the capture or killing of this cat and all the big casinos have stated they will be willing to pay hundreds of thousands more to display the corpse of this dead cat that has been terrorising the
and the residentsvof Vegas City would prefer this cat stay in the West woods and not venture into their beloved sin city and rampage the alley cat and other household pets of this area and th danger posed by their crazy Cougar who some have identified as WYT6654565 cannot be underestimated and should be considered four pawed and dangerous. people are band on the run running scared locking their doors and demanding action is taken against this 
Mountain Lion is Vegas and telling authorities quickly to find it and return it to th eufufcking moutians or desert where it belongs. WYT has eaten a hundred of so 20 pound jackrabbits and have raided and kill ten ostriches form Nevada ostrich farms and now he is eager to add a hundred of Pomerian of Yorkshire terriers to his reportarire.
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