Jason Percy
Starbucks CEO and perpetual presidential clown Howard Schultz is keeping costs down and thus keeping Starbucks closed a run the country despite many other chains having opened up and this man doe snot want any customers to sit in his coffee chains. Te Starbucks mermaid logo has also accused this jerk sexual harassment as Schultz masturbates to the Starbucks logo on a daily basis as he drinks his coffee and it was only a matter of time before the Starbucks CEO would be hit by the same sexual misconduct that is paging New York Governor Andrew Cuomo.
Howard Schultz also is thinking about starting his own Cryptocurrency coin that will have the mermaid he is so obsessed with and he will soon require it for anyone who wants to drink in any of the 45 thousand Starbucks in America but he will be in a fight for his executive life with this Mermaid harassment charge and the Starbucks mermaid said it is deserving of more than what it is getting as quite literally belong the face of Starbucks and should be more financial rewarded as such.
Howard Schultz is going to keep his stores closed and prevent sitting and enjoyment for people and it will be a drive thru because the worker soften complained about being over-worked and the Covid now allows this executive to cut costs and less cleaning products. The traditional growth no longer exists and Howard Schultz is looking to expand his base and name and a cryptocurrency named Star Bucks is exactly a perfect direction this man will head and once again he will consider running for resident in the near future. Howard Schultz has always wanted to be a president and despite the unwillingness of people even to take this guy seriously as president he will always be hinting a run despite the allegations from the logo mermaid. 
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