Sixty Year ago a maniac crazy Cougar initiated fear in Milwaukee but was later declared a Golden Retriever

 Chester Gallagher

    Forty years ago paw tracks and rumors swirled around the Milwaukee area form February through March and people were paranoid with lion sightings all over the Milwaukee area..Milwaukee police said tracks were found on West Hadly street and police  and the media investigated how  the hell a Puma could be prowling around the cream city or whatever the beer city is called . many experts and wildlife naturists now declare that it was a really big Golden retriever of unknown  ownership and a dog walker in the area that let the dog loose and as head of the anti-Pet association this Golden Retriever actually should be like the o Lions of north American and the big Lions in African and roaming free as a wild animal. 

This event was a decade after the first UFO sightings and the media played into the fear and spread these neurotic and eccentric rumors and fear that a Mountain Lion was in Milwaukee in the early spring of 1961 and that it was headed for your backyard for your kids and pets. The media made a huge fuss as cougar sightings unlike now were unheard and as predicted the Mountain  Lion will eventually be as ubiquitous arodt eh lower forty eights states as the White tiled deer and we will have to accept more casualties and attacks deaths on our pets small kids and elderly citizens unable to fight back against this cat-like beast.

    Anther problem tat may have been the result of all of these Mountain Lion Milwaukee sightings in march of 1961 was the city was awash with thousands and thousands of tavern much more so than today that operated at all hours of the day and were small mom and pop stores and have largely been displaced in the beer and liquor distribution center By Paki Indians and the liquor stores that now make up a larger part of the Midwestern landscape. Many people were awash with this bad industrial corn syrup beer that after a few cans proved to be cognitive dissonance and would easily make people mistake a large Golden dog with a tawny Large Big wild carnivorous cat.