Alan Sorrentino unloads on mother kicked out of Six Flags for her shorts

   Rex Reed Jr 

   Womens clothing and cultural critic Alan Sorretnino hosts a 50 watt radio show in Maine and he recent read a news story that is right p his alley and pertained to women's wear and one being banned and kicked out of a Six Flags amusement park in Texas. A bimbo named Baily  Breedlove was told by park officials that she was showing off too much skin and too many bad tattoos looking lie White trash and she and her daughter had to go. Alan Sorentino gave kudos to the Six Flags in Oklahoma for making this decision and of course the triggered young mother, who likely started having sex at 15, posted a whinny crybaby video of it on social media so mad so sad that she had to leave and couldn't stay any longer and try t new twister ahhh volcano ride. Alan was shocked and appalled at the skimpy outfit of this mother and he praised the security team for apprehending this girl and telling her to leave the premises and when she resisted he received a lifetime ban  or a five year one , Not sure. 

 Brittany Breedlove ( if that her real name is a poor example to her 11 year old daughter who was with her and the dress this mother was wearing to the sic flags park was inappropriate and typical of the shit one sees especially in the South. Alan Sorrentino is already haunted by the number of women who wear yoga pants and talks about this problem at least three times a week in his popular Bitching with Alan ' program on WTYI in the North East.

Alan is an old gay guy who is just opinionated and gives his take of culture and the world especially when it comes to womens dress in local papers and he has faced threats and push back for his obsessive complaining of the state if the union when it comes to women wear in 2020-21 and Mr Sorrentino long has held conviction that people should be forced to wear scrubs during Covid and is disappointed this dream of his has not transpired. 

 As far as Brittany Breedlove is hoping news of her dress and body can bring about a new boyfriend of the month where she can start breeding again having a daughter and being an example of slut wear and dress for future generations and she is thinking about getting another tattoo on her ars of this encounter and her fifteen minutes of internet fame.