Cody Maloney
In the lame name towns across America a disturbing pandemic exists and this is life of such boredom and scare crow of Covid that people quit literally are losing and becoming clown, In addition there may also be clownish-looking aliens that may often get mistaken for a clown and both cases may explain why the United States has 90% of the creep clown sightings and the vast majority of them are in small town rural areas where creepy clown sightings have been a fixture since 2012 and may be increasing along with UFOs.
Alien Clowns from Roopatoma or Kleper 155 may be invading and taking a claim and in recent weeks the residents of Annandale, Minnesota have been horrified by the sightings and discovery of creep clowns along the road with various household items walking in a zombiatic state. The residents in this town along the Mississippi rover re locking their doors, glocking their guns, and starving their pets as may pets eave been disappearing and odd crusty balls has been seen around people backyards with their missing pets. residents have also claimed to see the clown riding a hovercraft scooter type thing that floats and flies about fifty feet in the air often circling the towns bars and riding like ahhh Marty Clyde in "Back to the Future 4 or 5". The Annandale police say they are aware of the situation and monitoring it claiming that the sightings are not of extraterrestrial origin and most likely are of a brain -dead drug addicted attention seeking clown. The clown sightings are likely to ramp up this summer and will peak again as usual by Halloween before tailing off with the coming of winter but for the residents of this town in Minnesota the rights of gun ownership and the increase sales adding to more is the only positive aspect of this recent creepy clown report.
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