Chet Oliver
Madman dictator of Turkestan named Gurbanguly ahhhhh something was impressed with millions and millions of other internet global users of the impressive driving style of some two unnamed brave Brinks Armour car drivers in South Africa, Te posed tag team Armour car cash supplying workers showed tremendous pose as they avoided death and the clutches of criminal South African gangs of a global order perhaps lead by top drug demon and warlord Trevor Noah himself based out of the states. Trevor Noah s such a cocksucker fucktard. The amazing video so impressed the Turkmenistan dictator he has called companies inquiring who these drivers are and proposed a huge contract for them to be on his personal security and limo team and perhaps the world most neurotic and eccentric dictator is always fearful of being displaced and losing out to his perfect dream job.
Gurbangly Berdymukhamed is a man that doesn't take no for an answer and upon hearing that the name of the South African driver who escaped this heist in Pretoria was named Leo Pinsloo he demanded that his agents go to South Africa and find this man and bring him to Turkmenistan. The mad dog dictator also was impressed with the brazen attack and knowledge the criminals had with knowing the itinerary back roads that Mr Pinsloo and hos African co-worker were going and wanted that deniro pronto for some criminal organization and he is trying to recruit those that almost carried out this heist.
Likewise the famed screwball internet clown known to the world as Ozzyman also loved this video and made a four minute tribute to the salt and pepper team that took numerous shots and shattering of their glass and still were able to get away from the robbery attempt of a car load of criminal gangs in South Africa whcih arguably is the worlds most dangerous country by most accounts. Ozzyman and his new co-host examined and reexamined the driver prowess of this Armour car driver and how calm and collective they were under fire ans these drivers especially in the shit hole that is South African must be trained intensely how to maneuver out of robbery attempts which must be very high again in this crime ridden rat fuck country that has become South Africa a nation that had so much potential to be a global leader and incredible nation.
Ozzyman was so impressed with the skills and calmness of these two dudes cocking their rifles and prepared to die in battle to the end to preserve the cash of the international elites and cartels the wizard of Oz said this is the one occupation he might choose to leave his famed podcasting gig. Ozzyman and Gurbanguly Berdymukhamed are about as the polar opposites one will find on mother Earth but the one thing these two men form other lands and stans can agree upon is that Leo and his escape and shootout are coo as fuck and both he and his partner need to be financially rewards . This Armour car escape was s fucking cool already pans of a movie for thee two men and their actions are in the world in addition to a video game base don their exploits
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