Aaron Luther
Animal Stories
Crazy Cougar in rural backwards Eupharta, Washington took to the streets and decided it wanted to enter a home in the 52 oo block of bore me drive in this boring Eastern Washington area of fly by country. The Crazy Cougar got into the wine cellar of this unoccupied home and rank as much of the wine of this homeowner as it could and eventually the Cougar had to throw up and headed immediately to the sink in the kitchen.
The Cougar proceeded to puke itself to sleep and this amazing encounter was discovered hours later as the homeowner returned and much to its chagrin found a large adult female drunk lie a skunk cougar in this kitchen sink. The amazing scene developed in Eupharta, Washington where it is usually bored teens that break into large homes looking for prescription medicine and hard liquor instead of a four-legged creature . The Cougar was seen all over town leaping fences and peeping Toms lost and reallhy out of its element
The police showed up and escorted this animal into a local zoo for a good veterinarian health coverage and put a collar around this beast and eventually released it back into the North Woods where this cat-like beast beings. A Puma does not belong in a persons home drinking up hard liquor and then passing out in its kitchen and yet there are those stupid preservation naturist ass shits who insist we need to leave the Cougar and other big predators alone and learn to coexist with them and let the Lion roam about its home. 
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