Neil Knight
Former Views host and one time internet darling and host of the largest vlog in the country was a illegal immigrant named Dave Dobrik. Dobrik ran this sunflower type podcast that targeted teens and tweens and for a while he was handsomely rewarded with a kings ransom of an income for himself before being demonetized for tricking a male friend to kiss some homeless bum and videotapping it for his on-line website.
Dave Dobrik misses the limelight and glory as when he would visit the University of Illinois and other Big Ten schools for live shows and Dobrik is determined to get back to the days of free subsidized money form himself from big tech.
Dobrik is looking at his options and this is a dude who is a dud when ranked in the man radar and he needs to toughen himself and hit the gym and steroids. Dobrik is seriously looking at becoming a MMA fighter or boxer especially after being Green in jealousy with the success of white boy Logan and Jake Paul who get paid millions to bamboozle sports freaks why they get paid millions to be in the ring with their boxing heroes . Dobrik also is looking to invest in a bully league and new dodge ball sport or television show where people can randomly throw a ball into the face of an unsuspecting person for sport.
Dobrik is at the cross roads of his career desperate to find something away from the prank filled vlogging blogging podcasting world he is known and he is also thinking about going to Poland and joining the growing sport of slap silly. The prospect of becoming a trained professional slapper and to get paid for acting like Moe of the three stooges appeals to Dobrik as this amazing Polish sport of slapping is growing leaps and bounds and Dobriki is practicing his jaw to be able to deliver some of these blows in return to pumping himself up and increasing strength to slap the living fuck out of an opponent. Dobrik also is interested in starting a similar slapping sport but one that focus on the derriere and spanking an opponent to agony and defeat. What ever he decides Dobrik still retains the loyaty of hundreds of thousands of his fans.
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