Jason Percy
Famed coffee critics Marty and Clyde went to Silverton, Ohio and stopped at Just Brew Coffee House and were dismayed and horrified at the service they received in this new coffee house. It seems that this coffee house has some social mission to hire people with developmental problems and this produced very slow service from the moment they walked into the place and for Marty and Clyde they are guys who want coffee on the run and as quick as possible so the idea that these coffee houses would hire slow developmentally challenged and regressed evolutionary humans is a joke. Marty was horrified as one of the workers looked and smelled like he was having a run.
The "workers" mixed up Marty and Clyde's drinks and couldn't get the right amount of coconut milk Marty wanted in his drink. The development problems and having autistic kids working at this coffee house is a disaster and the coffee critics noticed many of the libtards working in this coffee house were drooling and didn't have masks. The staff were complete idiots as Clyde said and they wondered why people would want to go to a coffee joint when half of the staff is retarded and stupid as shit.
Marty and Clyde gave Just Brew coffee House a half of star rating and they wondered what imbecile owns this business that would allow such a work force and proudly boast of having twelve libtard/retards behind the counter and messing up peoples orders . Clyde said surely they could have given these jokers some other back room job at the coffee house such as stacking coffee bean bags or something and that these kids are critically autistic because we have allowed the health industrialists access to change and fuck up these kids minds through access to their arms and giving them constant jabs through the years 
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