Center Bear opens and damages eight cars in Colorado

    Jake Glass

Animal Stories

   A psychotic big grizzly beast monster Bear damaged eight cars and Colorado parks and wildlife are hoping  this is not some insurance scam and that in reality  a mean Center Bear committed these crimes. The damage occurred in  Estes Park, Colorado where off wild Bear have been rummaging through peoples unlocked car doors and wildlife officials fear that Bears are becoming more bold and will eventually try this on peoples homes.


The Black beasts along with some grizzlies and brown bears have long been known to learn to open doors as these curious and intelligent bears will go to any lengths to


find a free meal and the amount of damage this one particular bears committed in this area was shared by the Colorado games and parks warning people that in parks areas they should lock their cars if they are going to be unattended for long periods of time. Residents in the area were shocked and appalled that Bear shave the audacity to break into cars as the local meth heads were a problem enough and now Bears are getting in on the act with a knack to find ways into peoples vehicles.

Colorado's bears are some of the smartest in the with an eidetic ability to solve ways and find new opportunities to sneak and steal a meal here  and there and the bear primary motivation seems to have been the smell of food in these vehicles and Colorado parks and recreation department are telling people do not leave any snack or boxes of food in particular honey oats cereal  or any honey thingie related as this is just asking for the bears to snoop dogg around these vehicles and eventually chomp their way into them. 

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