Polly Cracker
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A duck called waddles was saved from the dinner table at a Chinese Kitchen and allowed to live a new life thanks to the fine folks at and their creation of a prosthetic device for waddles and other animals with a missing limb. There is growing evidence that a new economic opportunity exists for the manufactures of prosthetic devices for wild animals especially if they are given a grant from the government and Biden administration to work on any and allow animals missing a limb or two. The prosthetic device is the brainchild of the people at the Duck and Silly Goose foundation where Hector "Hercules" Hernandez and other helped turn Wadldes the Duck dream into a nightmare where he can now walk and be more aware that he is a weak crippled bird never able to fly again like a freebird.
The Duck and Silly Goose foundation is this new company making all sorts of little duck toys and prosthetic leg and duck bills for people with their pet ducks and geese who are missing parts of their bird. I don't know but by far the parakeet is still a much more popular bird and always will remain so and the chances of pet ducks and Geese ever replacing the parakeets or other parrot heads as main pets is likely never going to happen.
Hernandez and his company have man different type of moldings and plastics that can attach to the missing limbs or beaks of their favorite ducks and why he doesn't create this for other pet birds I really don;t know but for waddles being able to walk is an inspiration to all people and birds around. These guys are also thinking of using some of their plastics and holding into crafting chicken-shapes sex toys for the small group of sick puppies that have a chicken fuck fetish. As for Waddles the Duck goes he will be named the Duck fuck of the year by the ahhh Bird Recovery Association and waddles already is in talks with potential advertising deals with corporate clients including Liberty Insurance,Subway, and Geico insurance, and Tang's Tasty Chinese Chicken Kitchens
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