Runs Like Cougar
Animal Stories
New broke a few weeks back that some Center Bear nicknamed 747 which some lovingly call fat Bud" was declared the winner at the 35th annual Wood River fisher eating contest that the local community holds for their local beasts stocking rivers and feeding their beloved wildlife monster neighbors and this Bear gouged himself and is so known as being a obese monster that he can barely walk. Social Media new splayed this out and promoted this fish eating terror. There is also a growing media tournament and on-lie follow
between park bears with rangers all over North America entering their bears into this tournament to see which bear can eat the most salmon and hot dogs and Bear beast 747 keeps winning these tournament and has often been granted the crown of fat bear of the year for three consecutive years and there is no stopping this Beast from the North Woods and the east. The odds of 747 of winning the catfish eating tournament in Jellystone national park next month are like 1-1 and many gamblers are not going to even participate to these contests have they done in the past as there is absolutely no fucking stopping this big fat bear.
Despite the domination Bear Fat Bud" in this tournament people still fill out these brackets in the hope that some other interesting ear rises to the top and knocks down the king of all Bears that 747 as unofficially been known during cables fat Bear week as the intense competition of being top Bear is increasing every year/.Bear 747 is so massive and big even National a Football league teams are looking into ways to clone this animals dn injecting a vaccine intelligence that can make these beasts of burdens future prospects and naturally we know which NFL Midwestern team beast 747 would be perfect for if the eventual drive of the NFL is able to cross hybridize animals into players of position for the league.
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