Thomas Assbrook
Animal Stories
A calm and collective Center Bear shocked the world as it walked by a group of park tourists who showed it no fear and calmly filmed the 800 pound Grizzly beast as it walked through the North woods somewhere here and there. The Center Bear had been in a brutal fight with another Bear and the last thing it wanted to deal with was trying a foreign and extol cuisine and thus it calmly let the touristic party pass and ignored the legions of people gawking and wondering what this bad grizzly was prepared to do as it walked by these talking primates.
A brave man soothed the Bear by declaring it a Bear and made mention of the Chicago Bears and being a fan which may of saved his life. The Center Bear walked by a billboard with a picture of a Bear and then he or she or whatever pronoun the Bear wishes to be called walked past the humans again wanting a second round with the other Center Bear is had been in a bear rukus that drew the attention of all these tourists flipping their phones open and on to film this UFC MMA Bear beat down. This encounter with wildlife is exactly what one is suppose to act when encountering a Big wild Beast Bear and this is one of the most dangerous animals and encounters one can have with a species outside of the ocean and we always recommence if one encounters a Bear people should talk to it and pet it like it is their pet dog.
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