Gus Perkowski
Animal Stories
The few residents still existing in Bethalto , Illinois which is towards the St Louis region and I imagine not far from the meth capital of the country in Quincy, Illinois has startled naturists and nudists alike shocked and appalled the Western cat has made it to the rural hinterlands of Middle America. The Crazy Cougar has been spotted on several occasions stalking chicken coups and at least two house cats have disappeared not known if it had run away with this cougar willingly or in its belly.
The Crazy Cougar is described as three feet tall and weighs about 150 pounds and is described havin extra long whiskers and has a hairy face that gets blonde in the sun that kids would love to touch.
Of the few resident sin Bethalso happen to run across this beast they are nit to confront it and call their local animal control units. I travel often to the area exclusively through my tick exterminator company delivery job in the tri-state area from Wisconsin dells to Indianapolis and I imagine one day we will expand to St Louis and one of the first steps is this incredible city that is quite literally a ghost town and had no fucking business at all , This crazy cougar has been identified through tags as Crazy Cougar PLS785643523 and is s trouble maker form Montana or Wyoming and has been causing havoc since 2010 and is coming to a forest near you. There have been some estimates from local farmers more than a hundred chickens that have some up missing.
The small city with more structures empty than actually inhabited are in a state of panic and for all we know the Cougar may have been checking out property to lease such as this former gas station that the Puma wants to turn into a coffee house or a shoe store that sells ahhh sneakers from Nike or ahhh Puma. 
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