Mulligan Sullivan
Animal stories
The feral Toad problem in Australia is getting out of hand and we are not talking about repressive rotten politicians wishing to return the Australian continent into the land of Oz. The Australian Cane toad is everywhere often winding up in peoples drawers and dressers as kids scoop up these little mini-beats and put them around the house bored through lock downs shutting down all of their favorite arcade and candy
stores. The Australian toad population was introduced ninety years ago to control the fly population in Australia as fly were annoying back then in th Australian outback and these toads could tongue them from a thousand
feet away with their eye and toad hand type thingie concentration and perhaps no other species than the frog or Toad can best handle the horseshit fly. The frog also was brought in I suppose to deal with the vermin eating the sugar canes early Aussie sugar planters were having to deal with as they planted rows and rows of their sugar cane. The Australian Toad sugar cane eater is all over Australia and has become a pest as it is overlapping all other native amphibian species territory and quit literally being so much bigger than the other frogs in Auusiestan have quite literally eaten upon the competition and if the could the Cane Toad would swallow and eat kangaroos.
One look at the map ahhh shows the great length and ability of the Cane freaks of expanding and swallowing up all small things in its path and whatever it can stuff into its fucking mouth. Te Cane toads are fat little mother fuckers long having gorged themselves in making local wildlife and flies to be extinct in the areas they predominate and the problem of this invasive species has gotten so bad that the Cane toad has resorted to swallowing and eating one another. Local authorities don't know what to do despite the overwhelming evidence of Toads like Hannibal who can just resolve the problem himself 
with his cannibalism of other Cane frogs and it doesn't take much to realize this so-called invasive species problem is a frog..fraud and the money and research grants the "science" and researchers want to handle this situation is enough to make one croak 
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