Ryne "Bozo" Bosworth
a heads of scoop of the psychotic era is news that actor Davd Arquette has purchased the rights for Bozo the clown which was a national recognized ahhh clown with much syndicated programming an at one times there was perhaps fifty Bozo the clowns operating out of the United States and an estimate half of them were indeed serial killers.. What David Arquette is thinking about is a whole new crop of horror slasher movies involving this silly sicko clown character and Bozo the Clown will add to the creepy clown mystic qith feature annual horror movies furing the halloween season.
Who Knows perhaps David Arquette himself wants to play this role and star in the upcoming Bozo the slasher franchise. David Arquette purchased the Bozo brand for one hundred million dollars and he expects his horror movie franchiser of this Bozo killer who runs a kids show to being the hit horror of the century and Bozo will be right up there with Freddy Kruger, Jason, Mike Myers and so forth. Actually I'm surprised fellow Chicago acting dumbass and clown John Cusak didn't purchase these rights to Bozo as that libtard has long acted like a political expert and clown and Cusak would of been perfect playing the clown that he is. Mr Arquette also like most Youtube pod casters and intern
personalities planning a whole new line of Bozo t shirts as the man already wears and seems obsessed with clown t shirts and the one thing this world needs are Bozo the clown t shirts to be available for sale for 25 dollars a pop.
Who k owns maybe Arquette can sell a Rated G version of Bozo and there will be a rated X one or perhaps Arquette can sell naming rights to a Bozo fast food burger and gyros place and Bozoburgers will be a thing. According to our sources John Cusak is so pissed at the deal of having John Arquette beat him to the purchase of this incredible new asset of Bozo branding that had been available for forty years he is now thinking of contacting Andt The Clown relatives and or purchasing the rights to the old White Sox unofficial mascot Andy the Clown and all rights to the character/mascot for 50 billions dollars. 
He will be able to sell little Andy the Clown dolls where the nose lights up and he yells go White Sox and so forth and the recent purchasing power and asset management of discovered value in Bozo and Andy the clown pretty much exposes in this era of fraud anything can have value and for elite actors like John Cusak and David Arquette sources of new revenue can always be drawn up ahhhh easily like on a chalkboard or dry erase and figures thrown about of value for absurdity.
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