Otto Jansen
Chicago area actor John Cusak has purchased sole ownership and proprietorship of the former Chicago White Sox former unofficial mascot Andy the Clown and he owns all images d references to the clown going forward. John Cusak as tons of ideas including Andycoin which will be a sports related and clown function cryptocurrency and people will be able to get on bard and investment in all things Andy the clown are available. A eighties style arcade game and pinball machine of Andy the clown are in immediate works as the famed popular huge Hollywood star of the eighties is a pinball and arcade addict and he may open a chain of arcades named Andy the clown and bring back the teenage traditional hangout this time with some additions and a kick of caffeine and other drinks and bubble Boba Fett tea to go down with the games. John Cusak is a libtard from Mars and the Chicago area and he was
motivated to make a call to the surviving family members of former Chicago White Sox die hard and fan ahhhhh Andy Brzenejevski and he convinced his family to lend in ald sell all naming rights and trademarks for Andy the Clown as what the world needs right now is Andy as it has never been the same following the death of the unofficial White Sox mascot who one day in June of 1964 decided to done a clown outfit and entertain fans at the original Comisky Park on the Chicago's South side.
Andy would add a light bulb on his nose in 1974 to mark hos tenth year anniversary and he fought several attempts in the mid nineties of the Chicagoan White Sox for banning his ass which fans immediately took to social media and demanded that this old man be left alone and be able to attend as many Chicago White Sox games as he fucking wanted too.
Barstool Sports Dave Portnoy though was annoyed that John Cusak would become such a White Sox fan and make this purchase of Andy The Clown's corpse and so forth and confronted him for this yesterday in a viral confrontation that spread like the Wuhan Chines virus. Both of these turds arguing about who is a bigger ANTIFA looking Sox fan is a joke and Portnoy should of asked Cusak whether he was a fan of the Chicago Bandwagons. John Cusak came out and fought back telling the trolls and Bar Stool editors he loves
both teams and is proud to be sole ownership of Andy The Clown's soul and for his next purchase he actually is thinking about purchasing Ronine " Woo Woo" Wickers and putting him to work and to bring King Cusak some jingle and show him the money as Ronnie Woo woo can totally be monetized as an asset in todays sporting world. John Cusak also blasted Lorti Lightfoot and is making a serious campaign talk of running for mayor of Chicago as he says Larry has done a shitty job and needs to go as Chicago needs a new leader than this loser lebian mayor that is on the verge of losing the city football and da Bears.
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