Polly Cracker
Bird News
Stunning news cam w few weeks back when the suggestion that penguisn are not native to both the North and South pole and may not even be native to the fucking Earth. Penguins it is being hypothesized may be space aliens as scientists tell the public to trust the science and the ideas of theirs such as the beloved penguin are space aliens. researchers from the troll nation of the United Kingdom stated that after an intensive study of Penguin shit it has been determined all penguins have
a steady chemical process called Phospine in their bird penguin shit and this chemical is only know to originate in the planet Venus we are told and told to trust the science, Terh science can't come up with an explanation how this chemical that is found on Venus came to mother earth 38 million miles away and perhaps there was this super penguin that was able to fly between the two worlds.The Penguin is a strange bird beast that may be either from Venus or hell.
Penguins are odd ball critters and I wouldn't be surprised if they are the Greys compacted in disguise watching a hearing everything we do despite their remote location at the North pole. The mind fuck ability of the aliens and ability to shift shapes in mindbogglingly and they are thought of actually being able to make themselves invisible and to disappear at the same time whcih is AMAZIN as Jesse Lee Peterson would day. As I sit in this bird cage lie a rat in a cage I truly don;t believe and never thought of Penguins as birds and mow many are questioning whether they are actual earth bound beasts. Te Penguin is a fucking alien and should be treated as such. I don't believe that Penguins come from Venus as it is way to fucking hot for a creature such as the Penguin and we believe the thingies come from Kepler-459 out in the Dramaxiaa Galaxy and ahhh this planet is about the size of our fucking sun and has a sun that is a million times bigger than our sun which is as mind boggling as the idea that Penguin flew like pigs all they way from Venus and so exhausted itself losing its ability to fly.
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