Gus Perkowski
World traveler Nick Indigo went to Yemen to search out the hidden Star Wars Cantina inspiration and city and made the discovery after a exhaustive search with his tour guide. The tour guide gave a bizarre three minute speech that I guess Nick had to accept to visit this difficult war torn country as he explained how Saddam Hussein is a hero and a fighter for his country in a bizarre rant that Nick Indigio ether had to or arrogantly decided to include in his video.
The tour guide also carried a Kalashnikov automatic weapon as people have to be armed to the teeth as a war is going on in the country and surprisingly has thriving criminal network of bandits and drug peddlers pushing th drug of choice called Khat that they chew and get juice and get a high psychedelic hippie type society mixed in with a bit of Marxism and a heavy had of strict Islamic radicalism. Indigo had two infamous cities in
Yemen to search out with his heavily armed guard crew and that was the Star wars tatoonie city of old white bricks that filmmaker George Lucus saw and got an inspiration for the scene an dis best known now as the cool battle scene from Star War s battlefront. Nick walked around and could see the inspiration for teh Star Wars movies and the buildings that are so eerily similar to the first scenes of Star Wars are immortalized in thousands and thousands if Star Wars comic and regular books and the ever expanding universe of Star Wars and Nick wanted to grab a blaster and start fighting some storm troopers right there and then. Nick Indigio also is serious considering of joining a Yemenese militia group in order rot participate in this never ending war as Nick thinks it would toughen him up and it would be fun being a mercenary as one of his childhood fantasies was of joining th
e french foreign legion and scoring with Naquib dressed Muslim women in Africa. The second city that Nick discovered was a skyscraper city of all mud and the tallest most sophisticated mud huts one will find on mother Earth. This crude backwards sand back hilly land stans is made up of crude rough Arabian hillbillies with an edge due to the brutal environment that is always a balmy 119 degrees and the amount of horse and camel shit that makes its rounds in the air and mud buildings giving it a perpetual smell of an Arabian outhouse well.
Nick Indigio is a elite joker with somehow an unlimited budget to travel and if he keeps visiting these Middle Eastern shit holes will find himself either in one of these militias pressed to serve or in a homosexual bathhouse brothel serving the men of Arabiastan between their legs as an exotic New Zealander he would command a high price for himself among the sheikhs and shakes of these lands and stans.
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