Crazed creepy clown seen in Marshal ,Wisconsin and scares half of the state

    Casey Kelso

    The residents of Marshal. Wisconsin are living in a fit of terror as a machete wielding  creepy clown was seen in and around town the past few weeks and the residents of Marshal, Wisconsin are on lock own. A creepy clown was seen lurking in and around the woods in addition to some cow pastures holding a machete in one hand and a New Glars beer in the other and parents are keeping an eye on their pets alarmed at the local reports and gossip of this joket and its intentions.

The people are freaking out moire scared of this creeper jeeper clown than the Omroicron variant and people are loading and reloading their   shotguns in preparation for a possible home invasion or encounter with this machete wielding clown that is wilding around Marshal, Wisconsin. The clown is described as wearing a multi-color type out fit standing around five foot eight and weighing 185 pounds with the machete described as a two foot longer sharped to the blade and people who en counter this clown are advised to avoid direct eye and ear contact. Police theory that the clown is a local who enjoys partaking in clownish acts of terror and had decided to walk around and revive the great clown terror of 2016 where the country was suddenly rocked by thousands and thousands of clown sightings and reporting many of them menacing and armed much like the one recently photographed in Marshal , Wisconsin walking around with a deadly and scary looking machete. Leple are warned to avoid this clown if possible and to call their local authorities or the Wisconsin state patrol as this clown is armed and dangerous and is not meant to be played with.