Paul Sereno impressed with the preservation of a 300 million old beetle found in some dinosaur shit

 Bernardo Romano

    Paleontologist Paul Sereno has done it again as the amazing university of Chicago professor of rocks and old bones made another incredible discovery as reported by Smithsonian Magazine. Paul Sereno was looking for his usual triceratops bones when he was hammering and he stepped on some ancient shit of species unknown and  as he was cleaning his boots he noticed some peculiar beetle in the shit he was wiping off his boots. Sereno and his team rushed the perfectly intact beetle from the Veliraptor shit and took it to a lab to scan and low and behold the team of Paul Sereno at the University of Chicago


discovered in amber and some dino shit  some belittle that was unknown that lived many many millions of moons ago. This Beetle juice was scrapped off and a new beetle declared by this research ream that stumbled upon this new species looking at some shit of another species and this is the fun one can have wen they are a world renown paleontologist that gets to travel the world unlimited looking at some really really old shit and finding new shit in it.
 Sereno is excited by the opportunities of coprolites to preserve little critters form eons and eons ago and Paul Sereno is also looking forward to becoming  a virologist as well as speaking about it and pretending to be an expert for global lying big media has proved to be profitable for other doctors who are not virologists and come from outside the territory  of this "science' . For all we kn ow this new species of beetle known as Trimyxa Coprolithica  may have  clues  to solving the Covid disease. One can expect to see DR Sereno appear all over mainstream corporate left-wing media to talk about both this beetle discovered in dinosaur shit and the Covid virus and how viruses around the time of dinosaurs might be responsible for Covid 19. Paul Serneo is a cowboy wiling to tackle the giants from dinosaurs to 300 year old beetles and he is naturally mire than

qualified to fight and be more useful for mankind in the present and he should get to studying Covid virus and various mutant responses of this killer bee type disease and forget the past and the big reptilian  beasts that roam the Earth and were less dangerous or as dangerous as microscopic virus monsters .000000000009 millilitre small.


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