Xander Xerox
Mr X Animal stories
A elderly grandfather last September disappeared a the height of hurricane and as he went and took someone out to the shed in is backyard living in a swamp that ultimately ended his life. Timothy Saterlee was a seventy hear old man who went out in his swam-like backyard last august and was gobbled up by this beast Andy the Alligator 500 pound monster as his wife watched in Slidell. Louisiana and this state now ha some three million alligators getting bigger and bigger by the year and thanks to the animal reptilians rights folks these alligators are allowed to thrive and be a burden fir the people in the South.
Timothy Saterlee had his last beer and resided in the belly of the beast for a week before authorities hunted down this 600 pound gator named HVBY71 and shit it finding this old mans remains in bits and pieces and the coroners profited handsomely with some ten tests to pretty much assured that the body found in this big gator was indeed Mr Saterlee. 
Mr Saltwater should of been more cautious knowing full well that alligators were roaming his area and thanks to the massive amounts of rain a hurricane can provided would allow more access and movements for these alligators. Alligator HVBY71 had crocodile tears as it ate this old man in Slidell, Louisiana and would be killed later with the horrific remains undigested in the Alligators belly and now more Louisianans and Floridians are worried about the increased dangers of more and more alligators in the waters and bayou of Louisiana. Alligators afre getting laid and laying eggs all over the South and for the elderly like Mr Saterlee who are arrogant and stubborn and don't want to take wildlife precautions this could be more and more deadly all over the South as these gators are coming and have no fear or concern for any creature
Saterlee will not be the last person to fall to the Andy Alligators getting bigger and bigger gorging on sugar Kane and feral hogs in the South and are getting as big as Nile Crocodiles and these gator re becoming botches for the Souf. Residents in the region are being warned by scientists to avoid waters and look about before getting near to large bodies if water throughout the panhandle as biologist are warning these alligators are getting bigger, meaner, , and becoming man eaters like the left sharks of the seven seas and forty thousand underwater leagues. The reptilians of North American are increasingly looking at man as easy primate bait and food to dine themselves for a new meal and exotic meats and interesting tasty treats. 
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