Dwight Dwyer
Animal News
The first ever UFC fish tank cage match between inter species Wolverine the Bull Frog and Crayfish 345345P will take place on pay per view next week and the odds are 250 to 100 for the Wolverine to come put on top as 85% of battles between crayfish and Bullfrogs. The entrepreneurship of Dana White now finding news ways to creating a billion dollar industry as he sees an opening and interest in frog and toad fighting and gobbling of other small critters, Rodents, Scorpions, CrayFish , Crabs, Big Wasp thinges, Tarantulas/Spiders, etc etc is a new money making gimmick that Dana can find funding from the tequila and whisky moonshiners and fraudsters much as he created a fake interest and marketing for lame Brock Lessner MMA UFC I get my ass kicked fighting.
The Dana White new animal venture is exciting many all over the internet and it is about time Mr White and UFC give animals and reptilians the same right to profitize and make money from their likeness and ability to fight in a tank and both Crayfish and Bullfrog have fought the other species before and this match can go either way as Crayfish 245345 P is a courageous crayfish able to keep himself up and repell the tongue and attacks form several bullfrogs in the past. The pay per views of this battle between shell and musky skin is going to be the
highlight of this weekend and this first ever UFC battle between Bullfrog and others is going to be a huge hit. There is no better time killer than watching these two dozen or so frog channels where all sorts of creatures are thrown in together to run amoke and see how many thingies these Asian Frogs and Bill frogs are able to stuff in their mouths Dana White and the UFC are expecting such success they are already planning a UFC Frognight 2 next month as Mouthy the Pacman frog takes on the Crayfish fighter Fish Head in a
rematch of ahhh their stare down from a month ago and no longer will these frog battles be only a YouTube phenomena and they are going mainstream and now have the financial backing of Ultimate Fighting Kingpin and Irish global gangster Dana White always looking for new outlets of corruption and frogshitting of the economy through sport.
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