Ali Mohammed
The neurotic and eccentric Aaron Rogers came to training camp attempting to resemble the hero form the movie Con Air and his portray of Cyrus" The Virus" Grissom was a total failure and something he should never attempt again. Aaron Rogers apparently doesn't get enough attention for his play and staus in the National Football league and now he has resorted to impersonating Hollywood characters from past great movies and his desire and admiration for the hero on Con Air Cyrus The Virus is amazing and it went viral as many did not expect this " Hollywood" Aaron Rogers and some are
wondering her is giving a clue to potential Hollywood agents that he wants a acting career after football League. Aaron is not a dude that will go into stand up as this is a fact given listen to hos appearances on the Pat McAfee show but perhaps a buffed up Mr Rogers can have a career in the neighborhood of Hollywood much like OJ Simpson Joe Namath,and Dwayne Jonson and a host of other former NFL stars on the past. We have also learned from our sources in Saidistan that a gold offer is about to be tended
to for Aaron Judge and the chances of him accepting are extremely high as Aaron loves the pace and relax of golf and always fantasized of being a professional golfer and joining the new Arabian money circuit can be financially beneficial and be safer than playing a sport where he has twelve defenders trying to rip his head off. In addition Aaron likes the idea of riding a cart where he can chill or whatever and for a change it would not be riding a golf cart electric vehicle being carted for tender to a toe injury.
Aaron Rogers might join the Saudi backed and funded golf league and just quit football as the man puts up MVP awards year after year and then has hos ego deflated by miserable performances by his teammates and gives the media fodder as somehow Aaron is responsible and a failure because he only has one fucking Super Bowl ring and Aaron Rogers is set to show these silly bastard she is bigger than football and has much more cross appeal on a variety of settings and he will begin by accepting this golf offer from LIV. He will then likely announce he will have and likely win a auction.. a audition for Con air Two where he will play Cameron Pole or ahhh Marquis The virus Grissom and whatever and be the Hollywood breakthrough star next aging George Clooney or something.
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