Cardi B skank gets drunk like a skunk crashes her yacht like the SS Minnow

  Clark Kramer

    Cardi B and her slutty friends were boating and dancing away half naked like they were Zulu or Anazie tribal Leopoldo in mother Africa and the amount of sleaze and smuttiness Cardi B brings about in her musical career is disgustign and she was almost paid  by a higher power some weeks ago. A boat carrying the famed hip hop grasshopper performer sand and luckily Cardi B put her twerking talent to use and twerked her way to the sore and luckily for Cardi Bi and her friends nobody was harmed.


God may have been watch and saving her or more likely God was striking her down as the debauchery she was having with her boat orgies which was portrayed in one of her musical videos called Twerk was a punishment form God against the founder and big time spreader of the twerk madness era we are living in and that large ass women have too much pride in their reeiordarrie and oversize fat of it. 


Cardo B's boat went down like the SS Minnow of Gilligan's island fame and this boat sinking has given Cardi B a interesting idea for a Black  version of Gilligan's island and Cardi B wants the  role of the skipper as she is pitching a new more hip hop urban version of a new Gilligans island. Gilligans Island was like the greatest show of the sixties with ginger or Mary Ann and whether the entire cast of Cardi


B's new pitch of Gilligan's island will be all ass sexy and twerking their asses in every episode and whether it will be a corny comedy has not yet been establish The near sinking and death of Cardi B and her SS Minnow boat sinking is inspirational and given her this epiphany  to bring back Gilligans island and look for Chris Rock to be the Gilligan and lone male on this new cast 

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