Jake Glass
Animal stories
The internet nature and animal expert Coyode Pederosn is a Steve Irwin type character for years being on syndicated programming and getting stung by a sting by some of the most painful insects imaginable. Coypde is a animal lover and has done all sorts of internet program and searches and now a Sasquatch sleuth is what Coyode Pederson and his team are becoming about . In addition he is likely going to join the crytpzoology team and last week Coyode Pederson claimed to have found the first known Bigfoot skull in Vancouver island as he and his brilliant team of young thunk heads went about the North
woods in this Canadian province and area that should be part of the United states. The discover of a actual Sasquatch skull may be invaluable and either this is fake news or Coyode Pederson has found the fucking missing link and will now be worth more than Elon Musk and Bill Gate sin combined fortune. Coyode was sure to document ,film. mold, photograph draw, photocopy and post a video of this discovery as he
and his team believe the Canadian and American governments have been handed past large primate discovered skulls and shelved in a big warehouse ahhhh much like portrayed in the movie Indian Jones and the Last Ark or whatever. on fact Coyode Pederson hopes that this discovery will make him famous perhaps the next Indian Jones in a set of new trilogy movies and he will skull fuck his way to the top and whether this includes creating a fake Bigfoot skull my plastering a old Gorilla skull with some monkey pox objects is not known.
Coyode Pederson likely had a old large gorilla skull dug up from a American zoo and panted it in the North woods as he seeks new materiel and content for his YouTube channel and again this guy wants more cable programming for himself to act like a wildlife mathematician or something and if this skull proves to be doctored or fake Coyode Pederosn is fucked . He would go down in the annuals of another Bog Foot, Yeti, Sasquatch fraudster and this may indeed even ruin his internet media career that he has nicely molded himself with the Brave Wilderness brand and so forth.


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