Otto Jansen
We are pleased to announce yet another hiring at this blog as famed musician and internet troll Diego Franco has been hired by the Center Bear blog for one million dollars a year. Mr Franco is a outstanding and vocal opinion maker who is not scared to take on all comer sin the political arena and is determined to grow his brand despite some bad news of forgetting how to play the banjo and that the banjo's popularity has dropped dramatically and is unheard of in his native Spain. Diego is also a former porn star who through use of bad medication and other
steroid abuse through the years has seen his penis become pencil-sized status and this is a shameful aspect of the heavy medication in our population. Diego ahs written several independent articles through the internet through the years and he is
oblivious to the love and hate he receives as he never checks his email and he misses the day of playing Banjo in the Good Old Boys Western and Country band. In addition to being a failed musician and living a life on-line after breaking his thumb he is particularity an anti-pet activist and is one of the reason he got hired as his specialty is fighting the growth of the keeping of African Servals in peoples homes as pets and he has been a anti-pet several activist for some ten years as the disturbing trend of servals becoming pets and living a life confided to ownership and no freedom as an obvious wold animal is one of the more shameful aspects of modern society and culture.
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