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Pizza and sports expert CEO of Barstool sports host Dave Portnoy came to downtown Chicago recently and finally returned to the windy city doing some stand up comedy and kicking some liberal ass. Whole he was here he also attended several abortion protests as Mr Portnoy recently stated he will not vote Republican if they continue to repress the right of woman to terminate a baby in their womb on their whim.
Anyway Portnoy who goes back and forth at times being a liberal shit and he was in Chicago doing what he does best and this is to eat delicious pizza. Dave Portnoy almost loves pizza as much as he lives young pussy and the pizza he was about to deliver another stellar pizza review was Unos Pizza.
Dave Portnoy came to Unos and loved the deep dish pizza offering that has put Chicagoan the pizza map around the pizza world. Portnoy read a it of history on this classic first deep dish pizza eatery and said this is among the most famous of pizza dishes and pizza restaurants in the windy city . He told Chicagoans and pizza business owners to embrace the deep such pizza and not to even bother with thin crust pizza as deep dish tomato topping pizza is the pizza of Chicago and should always be and why
anyone in Chicago would get another pizza style is something this pizza head couldn't understand. Mr Portnoy must be pretty bog because as he was giving this pizza review several people shouted out their cars his name as Portnoy often does his pizza reviews unscripted in front of the pizza business and giving his one pizza slice pizza reviews. Dave Portnoy loves Chicago's pizza and says every pizza a business in the Chicagoland area should skip the wood oven and thin pizza and serve this monstrous pizza tomato and cheese beast and he says whether the pizza lovers in the are alike it or not Chicago is synonymous with deep dish pizza and any other pizza being sold or made just doesn't make any pizza sense.
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