Martin Cooper bashes millennials scooter nation and tells them to get a life

 Jacoby Genevese

   Martin Cooper help invest the cell phone and the first brick-like cell phones were extremely expensive and only society's best were able and only afforded to have such a device. Mr Cooper has been horrified to see me generation and the smart phone millennial become so addicted to their phones many look at their phones up to six hours a day according to a recent study and Mr Cooper bashed this "scooter nation' ' of weirdo dressing tattoo obsessing junk generation of losers and drug addicts. Martin was on the Breakfast club with Charlemagne the Club recnelty thinking the interview was from the Bleakest at the BBC and he told Charlemagne Da God that people are spending  too much fucking time on their phones and basically becoming shit heads. Martin Cooper is horrified of scooter people and he can't believe the action of millennial and others newer

generation of driving little scooters.martin  fears one day a smartphone will be attached to a scooter as the youthful scooter nation loves the scooter has much and the classic car muscle car generations enjoyed their toys. Mr Cooper told the hip hp comedian Charlemagne that the first cell phone called was made in April of 1973 and he made the call fork New York to New Jersey and he never thought cell phones would of evolved into the starring device they have become now. Martin Cooper came out and blasted this sick young generation of scooter obsessed jackasses such as H3H3 podcaster and professional scumbag douchebag Ethan Klein who said all cars should be confiscated and these older people need to be forced to rise battery operated scooters. 

 Martin Cooper  says the smart phone has been a disaster and like crack for this me too I can do anything I want generation of lunatics who can't pry away from their phones for more than ten minutes and he suggested to these scooter nation people to get a life and get smart. he suggested he and his engineering team created a tech frankesteinic obsession device and he wishes the cell smart phones and mini computers would go away long regretting this invention  and the impact it has had on society and he has much embarrassment for his role in it.  Martin Smart is ashamed of this generation and how they are so attached

 to these two devices. With this in mind Martin Cooper is seeking more injured and self-crashing of the millennial even more so they have been injuring themselves wanting to be part of a generation urban shift of urban transportation and he is seeking investor to this smart phone tablet attached to a scooter device where these punk ass bitches can ride a scooter and check their social media sites at the same time.