8/14/22

Weird Harry Carey hologram brings lame ass drunk broadcaster back to life for one cringey night in Iowa

      Leo Yost

   The cult of Harry Carey returned in a hologram Star Wars beaming form hell and Tatoonie as Harry Carey and a CIG of thus silly old man made its appearance at the annual field of dreams baseball match up between the Chicago Cubs and the Cincinnati Red Sox. I guess in honor of Kevin Kostner's  baseball Movie many many moons ago they actually have a annual baseball game in the Idaho cornfields which is corny and weird in itself and for the seventh inning stretch either Major League Baseball or the Chicano Cubs paid some IT big tech company to make a Star Wars type hologram for Harry Carey and have it sing the national anthem at halftime. Harry Carey sang the seventh inning stretch but I knew it wasn't him as Harry Carey never wore a suit and he likely didn't have one on at his own funeral and what dipshit thought it was a good idea that having Harry Carey speak and sing at this corn game this weekend is not know but they better never have something so cringe worthy again. There was no demand to bring back Harry Carey in 2022 and the man was not has beloved as the media in Chicago in the eighties or Budweiser would have you believe.  I was among one of many Harry Carey haters actually mailing Ed West letters to Cubs organization and Harry himself for not coming to the decision of retiring. back in the day I use to send alot of Ed West letters and this is an inside joke for myself to sending some


celebrity or personality back in the day one of the mist despicable disgusting hate mail snail mail of three pages one can write with expletives everywhere and drawings of feces decapitations etc really bizarre shit and other and the last time I sent a Ed West letter was Adam Kinzinger  to his home address a month or two ago and they occasionally return form tie to time. In fact my ed west letter mailed to Harry Carey may have indeed cause his stroke of 1994 which Chicago cubs were fortunate enough not to have him in the booth for the season until July or August I believe. Harry Carey was a disphit and the last thing I

ever wanted to see in in 2022 was Harry Carey and I didn't know why they didn't bother to at least make the Harry Carey hologram much younger when he was in St Louis or something back in the sixties.  I always k new  when watching the original Star Wars they would have some weird hologram sand this was the television of the future But i never thought one of the first well known placements of a hologram would go to a old drunk bad announcer who didn't know his head form his ass or third base from first base in his awful announcing in his last ten years as he refused to retire and much the like the recently departed Vin Skuly was a skullhead who refused to retires despite the obvious signs of cognitive decline and mental decline. I don't know why these people at MLB wold think a Harry Carey CIG was a good idea and if there was ever a demand for the music 

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