Arnold Armstrong
The Barstool sports traveler and podcaster known as the Wonton Don was this mustachioed clown who went to all of these dangerous places for Dave Portnoy and his Barstoll Sports network. Today we have the sad or glad news whatever way you want to take it that the Wonton don has died after falling off a roof going illegally into the abandoned mansion of former dictator Saddam Hussein.
At one time Saddam Hussein had more billboards that Brian Urlacher former Chicago Bear on the 294 expressway in Chicago promoting his fake public hair surgeries and one of the mansions that
Saddam Hussein had to flee was this palace in Baghdad that has fallen on hard times after American authorities used it as a base and abandoned it themselves. It appears that really big places and mansions are difficult to
maintain and this former palace of brutal Iraqi mass killer Saddam Hussein Obama (Who is roasting in hell right now) has fallen on hard times and is often vandalized an d tourists freely walk through to observe although the more dangerous parts they are suppose to be denied ways
. The arrogant Wonton Don though decided he wanted to be like the local Iraqi teens he saw roam about and have fun on the roof and he managed to find their secret entrance and narrow dangerous staircase without railings and he found his way onto the roof. The Wonton Don would however slip and fall and much like Humpty
Dumty he had a great fall and the loss of this incredible sports journalist and travel vlogger is sending shock waves into the internet world. The Wonton Don will be missed and his various side projects that he was working with at Barstool Sport shave been suspended indefinitely and its a pity. The reckless adventure and video sequences of the Wonton Don eventually lead to his downfall and death but there is some hope as new replacements for sports travel and annalist jobs will now be open at media ventures and projects like Barstool Sports. Wonton Don dead at the age of 33.
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