Crazy Cougar captured on film in Madison and Warren County

   Dwight Dwyer

Animal Stories

   After months of sightings and rumors the fact that  a wild crazy cougar was indeed residing in Iowa's small towns of New Virgina, St Charles, and St Mary;s and many people making these allegation of a Cougar near by were accused if being drunk and unable to tell a tabby from a Lion. The deportment of Iowa resources though finally confirmed after someone backyard video shown a crazy cougar prowling its grounds and the sheriffs of warren, Madison and Nottingham counties in Iowa say there is likely a cougar here and there making its rounds and making these rural areas possible their temporary home. Many Iowans woke up last week to the reports that there is a Mountain Lion that seems to prefer the flat farm lands of Iowas and some are calling these cat-like creatures and mini beasts and Flat Lions as they seem to prefer this land and stan that is as flat as the average Asian women, 

 A hunter captured the mountain  lion from his hinting perch and Madison and warren county officials confirmed after find the Cougar sit or scat that there is indeed a Cougar and it appears it is shy and remaining in rural areas not daring to venture near man. That didn't assure local residents who have rushed to their local gun dealer purchasing shot gun shells and many other people went to the hardware stores in their communities and purchased extra  locks knowing there is a fucking Puma and bout roaming the North Woods and corn stalks of Iowa. 

A growing new breed of Clouseau  aka the Flat Lion

 The residents are looking to hint this beast as many people ion the area want this cats head on their wall or it pelt and head make use of a cool rig in abasement and mans cave and we fear for their Cougar and its life is in jeopardy making a wring turn into this state freaking out about the possibility of a return of the natural predators with four legs and this is a shame as there is more than enough space for all to love among the corn stalks and wheat field s and meth small cities of Iowa.