Chet Oliver
Today we have the sad news to report for the sixth time in this unlucky year we have lost a writer as Otto Jansen has been killed by a pack of wild dogs that got into his man cave basement and tore him apart. Otto was playing video games and had his garage door in his man cave open when six feral wild doberman dogs came into it and attacked him suddenly in his home in Pasco County, Florida which is ranked as the worse and poorest county in America according to Town and County Magazine and the number of wild dogs running around free in this
country as many pet owner just abandon their pets dogs and cats once they get bored. This is why we hold form a strong position of anti-petism as head of the anti-Pet Association. Otto was a strong advocate of abolishing pets and the pet trade and he worked tenaciously on the internet studying the propaganda of tech news sites and he was a vocal critic of both. Otto Jansen was quite literally ripped apart by a pack of wild dogs and the feral dog population and death coming from it. Otto Jansen was along time writer and never upgraded his world processor as he preferred the old screen and word processing refused to get a computer he was stubborn as hell but one of our most loyal writers and proud of his geekdom playing his old 4 bit video games straight out of 1982 and he hated all video games that came after it, Otto Jansen is dead at the age of 49.
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