Panic spreads in Houston as school university cougar mascot Shasta escapes cage

   Jake Glass

Animal Stories

   The students and residents around Houston University are in a state of panic as news broke  that Shasta VI has escaped its cage after being transported for a recent game of the Houston Cougars. Shasta the Cougar often is carted out of the Houston Zoo and posed with university of Houston teams and backgrounds and this poor Cougar has been harassed all of its life being the sixth different cougar to be a live mascot for the University of Houston in both football and basketball games. Shasta got tired of attending these boring sports match up and each and every time poor Shasta was pulled out of its zoo home it seemed confused and agitated and a escape was a longtime in coming as this cat-like beast

 for the most part wanted to  be left alone much more comfortable in this familiar zoo habitat and didn't need to go to any Houston college sports events. Shasta decided to make a great leap forward and it jumped out of its cage at it was being transported to a college football game and it escaped two weekend ago and as of now it has nit be recaptured. The residents around Houston stadium where and near Shasta  escape rout are double locking their doors and keeping a straight tight n their pets as Shasta has been spotted several items and it keeps growing looking mad  

 Shasta is missing in action and college police and local animal control units are panicking as it has been several days and no sign of Shasta and they are worried that someone is going to run over this popular mascot for the Houston Cougars. Shasta doesn't want to be selling class rings and posing for the Houston University athletic department and he or she or whatever pronoun it goes by ans t decided to make a run for Doge and get the fuck out of this sweltering sultry shit hole Texas city and last guess I would reckon Shasta is up in Oklahoma making its ways for the Black Hills.