Dave Portnoy comes on Tucker Carlson and bashes pirate of the Caribbean Samuel Bankman-Fried says he wouldn't hire the guy to make pizza

  Gerald Jasper 

   Dave Portnoy is a sports nut and the Bartool sports founder also is a major investor and thus he came out on FOX News and his friend Tucker Carlson and they did a ten minute exchange of the state of the economy and the destruction this old shit Joe Biden has done to it. Dave Portnoy loves pizza and he often does pizza reviews and he couldn't help to notice as the tow talks about FTX and the financial fraud of Samuel Fried Bankman is how much of a pizza head chuckle fucker the forty year old CEO of this

crypto fraud coin seems to resemble. Bankman Fried is a pizza head pirate of the Caribbean who has committed massive financial theft never seen since the days of the Buccaneers and the man can open 10,000 separate pizza chains with all of the money he took from peoples Crypto holdings. Portnoy said he wouldn't hire this idiot to make or even cut pizza in a kitchen and how no one else noticed in the videos of Samuel Bankman fried how unobtrusively incompetent this silly goose appeared to be.

Dave told Tucker that someone like Sammy Bankman would of been the bombman in the kitchen and the idea that this moron was in charge of peoples investment should be a wake up call to people willing to let others control their money. the average pizza man in this country would of been more trustworthy to give all this crypto money than this con job fucker and huckster known as Samuel Fried Bacon. Portnoy said by

all means if you want to lose a fortune than it is OK to invest in something as ridiculous as FTX Cryptocurrency . Dave compared this investing to preferring to spend money at a Little Caesars Pizza or Domino s instead of a classy great pizza joint in a Italian neighborhood. Portnoy called fried bank a pizza monster and a macabre magnate and e have long written about him a couple of times in the past realizing this joker was put into this position because of his connected con family and his over-valuation was away to get more money onto radical left-wing insane progressive causes and that eventually this monopoly money would find its way into this shit Democrat party for mid terms or presidential elections.