Earl "Bam Bam" Cunningham
The punk ass bitch aging forever playing quarterback for the Tamp Bay Tornadoes Tom Brady has lost tons of crypto thanks to Samuel Bankman and now he is further losing hos wife and kids. Giselle Bundchen apparently has a Latin Lover and this is driving Lord Brady complexity wacko and whether this anger will be productive for Tamp Bay on the field for the rest of the season or does Brady and the bunch lose out with more erratic play further sliding his career and team is not yet known. What is known is German heiress and untalented individual --Giselle made all of the money form German
modeling agencies global brands-- was seen on a sandy beach with her Jiu-Jitsue instructor and heartthrob Joaquim Valentine whom Lord Brady had made the mistake of letting Bundchen hire for years to be her personal instructor and now he is teaching her new lessons. Tom Brady went to Germany and I hope while he was there he was scoping the melding agencies for some eighteen year old model because his marriage and ties with Giselle Bundchen is kaput. Brady played well while his wife was playing with her Jiu Jitsu instructor and no other clear example will be identified to show the world the marriage and union between the American ball thrower and the German walk wearer is ahhh kaput
Tom Brady is supposedly going fucking nuts upon hearing the news kicking cans in the locker room and breaking locker rooms and the quarterback mus realize he will not be going to the Super Bowl nor will he be hooking up any time soon with lady Giselle and he needs to move on much like he did after leaving the Boston Patriots. Supposedly the instructor had more contact just teaching karate or Judo to lady Giselle than the last ten years of the marriage between Brady and Bund and this might be one of the chief reasons I reckon the marriage is ending much more than Tom Brady's refusal to retire from the Florida Buccaneers.
Giselle is smitten and in love with Mr Valentine and is is clear in a couple of months who her valentine will be and Mr Brady and his Tamp Football team will have had a month or so of their football seasons end when that time comes because Tom Brady and the Tamp Bay Bucaroos will not be going to the Super Bowl. Look for Lord Brady to continue football and he is already in talks with Al Davis about joining the Oakland Raiders we believe by next year and Tom will take over the reigns for the disappointing Derek Carr and the once seller football organization and glory of the Raiders. Who knows as Tom Brady still can zip it he may indeed be all that the Oakland football team and much like the Buccaneers Tom Brady might be all this organization needs to turn it around quickly much like Giselle Bunchen has already become the mound bound of rebound.
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