Mad dog dictator Nicolas Maduro of Venezuela demands improvement of football soccer nation team in Venezuela

     Ramon Ramos

    In yet another humiliating non qualifying lace the Venezuelan nation and their dog dictator former school bus drover Nicolas Maduro wants to reprioritize sporting in Venezuela as he and many other Venezuelans are embarrassed by the sorry state of soccer in Venezuela. This is a baseball obsessed country and failing to qualify for the World cup every four years has been a trademark and stain on both Hugo Chavez and Nicolas Maduro though the years. Dictator Maduro wants to change this and he is redirection 4% of his budget into the Venezuelan sports and gaming industry as he is also open to the idea of mini gambling cafes to dot and tax the people of Venezuela in a hidden tax much like it is done in other countries including America. 

 Venezuela has not like qualified for the World Cup since 1932 or something and their soccer team is so bad some have suggested they would do as good in tournaments if they fired all of the football players and replaced them with the Venezuelan baseball national team. This country will never qualify for the world Cup only be in it when FIFA becomes so greedy they decide to let all countries in the World Cup and have it as a open tournament in order to make more de niro. 

  Venezuelans nationalists and communist are angered that their country never performs in the World cup and they have petitioned for Maduro to getting the Venezuelans as top of the South American soccer world as they find it appalling Uruguay and Ecuador keep getting in while a larger more populace  country such as their s never qualifies. Maduro has alot of problems and I reckon the last thing he should be wasting his time with is improving the lot of international prestige in a sport that is not even the national pastime in Venezuela. We will never see in this simulation universe we live in the Venezuelan national team win the World Cup and I would suggest to troll the programmers of this simulation program it fours years form now for something different there is no reason I reckon except this computer simulation why Brazil would win the World Cup fin times and Venezuela nada.