Aaron Luther
Animal Stories
On Monday night January 23 on highway 100 and old Country Town road T in Franklin County Missouri a Crazy Cougar tagged Puma 45YTJPOTR was smashed and hit by a mack truck on this old Country Road as Lil Nas X mother fucker would say. Incredibly the Cougar got up and hobbled or wobbled away and people were shocked and appalled that this Cougar A) was in Missouri t begin with B) was stupid enough to jump in front of a Mack Truck and C) survived the hot and didn't get flattened like a
pancake road kill and authorities and biologists are looking for this Puma cat-like hero as whatever species that could survive such a ramrod form a truck must be a genetic freak ad beast from the West. The Cougar questionably was injured and liked hurt its paws but this beast and his where about are unknown and many are actually wagering at area casinos whether this
fucking Mountain Lion is alive or escaped into the Central woods or some mini mountains of the Ozarks. Local animal experts are bewildered how this Cougar was able to survive being hit ion a highway and the spiritual animist Gods must have been with this lucky cat.
The poor Cougar since named " Toughy" has escaped his brush and used up five of its allocated nine lives and how this Cougar was able o survive being struck by a truck is unknown and it likely had protection form the Hindu Cat God Shashti. There is amass search and animal welfare organizations and units in Franklin County are telling folks to stay away from this hurt kitty should they run into it and contact the authorities if they spot this tough as nails Mountain Lion so he can get the proper health care and be given several bills inducing damage tot eh truck and the important life saving health care costs it will take to rehabilitate this Puma if possible. There is also a special place in either the St Louis or Kansas City Zoo.
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