ED West
Former Oakland Raider and bad Chicago Bear offensive linemen Alex Leatherwood is a waste of mass and a failed first round draft dud who could;t block a panda Bear inebriated with Saki from a pile of bamboo he failed NFL lineman and baller has a cool name and is big as fuck and we are now his agent and have hired him to be a writer here at this blog in addition to training him to be a fighter. We know Leatherwood's American collision ball career is kaput and leather head helmets have more if a chance of being reintroduced than Alex Leather wood has of ever returning to the National Football League again.
Alex Leatherwood sucked ass and he blocked imaginary ghosts and air more than opposing rushers and I reckon one of the reason Derek Carr sucked so badly in his time with the Los Angeles Raiders is precisely because he had stinky O linemen line Alex Leather wood protecting him and this man might ranks as among the worse draft picks and offensive linemen in the history of thee game. Perhaps Leatherwood should of played pass rush and on the defense.
We will work to get Alex wood into UFC and MMA as the anger Alex must have could be redirected towards a new sport and he won't have to work on his feather foot routine which undoubtedly long harassed by coaches and he likely wished he could of torn the heads off past O linemen coaches who made his work ass hard to no avail and complete failure in Americas football league. I think one can throw Alex Leatherwood into Manchester City or Manchester United and the English premier League an Mr Leatherwood would have a more productive career in a different football.
Alex disgraced the number 72 and all of the great players who wore that number in Chicago Bear history and the number likely matches his IQ and low IQ people make the most perfect MMA fighters as all MMA and UFC fighter shave a cumulative IQ of 69 and this the favorite position of MMA fighters in this sick debacle that today's shit generation prefer than boxing. this former Raider and Bear bust looks like he can throw and and knock some ass on the mat and we are proud to now be in charge of this young mans MMA UFC career and have him on board of this blog which has lost like six great writers dying in the past year and we need new blood and new writers like Alex Leatherwood on our platform. Mr Leatherwood will not be going to the Big Game in February ever in any February but he will be going into the annuals of the Left Shark blog and the world of the MMA we hope with Dana White's blessing. 
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