Humiliated Brian Urlacher sues hair transplant doctor as his hair falls off

Brian Brain

    Mr Brian Urlacher is suing the doctor. Brian are like her received a hair transplant like 10 years ago and he has over 3,000 Billboards in the Chicagoland area advertising this Houston area quack that screwed him over. Brian Urlacher has began law losing his hair and some would say losing his brain  since last summer and it is his head is covered in patches as he is lost much of the regrown hair within the past year under some mysterious circumstances. Brian Urlacher  has decided to drop out of the mayor race of Chicago and concentrate on suing this doctor who performed the shitty hair transplant on him. Brian Urlacher is suing the doctor that fucked up his head maybe even his brain  and news of this lawsuit went out a week ago with many pondering what he would do with all these Highway Billboards that Mr Urlacher was paid to advertise the procedure of essentially now a shit hair surgery.

Brian Urlacher is thinking once again of purchasing a head shaver and going bald as all this stress and hair loss and humiliation is not worth it. Brian is in fact in talks with a head shaving device company to promote its products and he can instantly overnight if he wins his lawsuit transform all his hair transplants

Billboards across Chicago land to this new head shaving transplant. Several companies are trying to get Brian Urlacher to go completely bald again and be part of their advertising campaign promoting their product and the idea that bald is indeed beautiful and men should not be ashamed in hair loss and shaving their nagger completely bald like a door knob. Brian Urlacher and his fake Chia Pet Hair was annoying and the news for many here hair challenge hair follicle men was welcome as the annoying

demand Billboards to regrow one's hair has been a object of objection for years by the hair loss challenged. It is egregious to Brian;s mind and crazed brain to allow these billboards to be put up like he is Saddam Hussein of Khaddaffi  to brainwash mens minds that they need these costly and risky procedures. he nigh costs also were also only variable afford a Kings Ransom that hair transplant surgery charges. Many men who have gone on with hair transplants get shitty results and much like Brian Urlacher the follicles drop off or shrinks to pubic hair status. Good for Brian to call out this shitty doctors in Houston who keep taking advantage of middle-aged men and brainwashing them that they have to regrow their hair and all this does is grow the pocketbooks of these pathetic hair transplant doctors. These grifter quite literally grift pubic hair onto a head  that taking  advantage of wealthy men who can afford these procedures that cost a kings ransom and often make the person look like a courts jester.