Whitaker Marshall III
The Anti-Pet Association decried Shannon Sharpe and called for his dog to be confiscated as a film of Shannon Sharpe waking recklessly with his pet Wizard Oz like dog made news went viral. Shannon Sharpe often gets followed around by men who want to court and get into a relationship with this single and wealthy media stud and the problem that Shannon has to deal with these rainbow dudes thinking he is gay and stalking him around has become a serous problem. Shannon Sharpe recently was on the Chad Ochocinko podcast where he talked about his inability to get married and share his wealth and life lessons with a woman and many are wondering if Shannon Sharpe is just a closeted gay athlete dude never
wanting to come out of the closet as there has been surprising few NFL players to come out of the closet. Shannon Sharpe may at the age of double nickel has never married because he doesn't like women and likes football ( and being around men) much more than the idea of a woman at his side bearing his
children and posing for photographs like Pat Mahomes and his white wife/girlfriend or whatever. Shannon Sharpe prefers men and if this is the fact he needs to tell Ochocinko and quit pretending he never found the right woman. In addition Shannon likely prefers dogs and we here at the Anti-Pet Association call for the complete abolishment of pet
ownership and confiscation of all pets back into the wild . Shannon Sharpe's dog if asked would much rather be living with his own species in the wild instead of being a lap dog and prisoner hell life under the tutelage of this media smashmouth Shannon Sharpe who thinks he is the smartest person in every room he enters. This poor dog seen in the recent viral video where Shannon gets so sad so mad that some stranger was filming him needs to be set free along with all pets in this country and you can donate to our charity on the aide bar of this blog.
Shannon Sharpe likely would prefer to marry his dog before a woman and people need to just accept that there are some men of all incomes who do not share a vision of marriage nor like or respect this institution that basiclaly has become stacked and monetary weapon against men and marriage is indeed for suckers. Shannon Sharpe has build his brand and he is line according to some sources to being named the next host of the Daily Show and the last thing this foo wants to worry about or think is about sharing his successful media career and his dog with some gold digger and pussy just is not that valuable to him.
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