Dwight Dwyer
Animal Stories
The Jellystone national park censer Bears are coming out of hibernation and a old bear named Rusty otherwise known as Bear PLY788896 came out and was the first bear of the year to become woke and it was hungry as fuck when it became woke. The Center Bear immediately traversed he grounds and he was immediately greeted with the luck of a Bison corpse which " Rusty" immediately ponced on and had a breakfast for several hours before lurking off and going away for the rest of the day to rest its belly.
The massive 450 girly grizzly bear merged and looked like it could devour a Bison in one day and eat ten humans and this beast from the West is not a grizzly center Bear to play around with and again authorities in Jellystone National Park are telling locals and tourist snot to approach the Bears especially when they have just emerged from their dens. These Bears are animals anyway and people should not be approaching and poaching these beasts offering to feed them honey and berries just in order to get a few selfies or whatever
PLY788896 has busted loose and he has some juice to let loose looking for the female Bears with plans to make some Cubs and anyone coming across this monster in the pelican valley of the Yellowstone national park are advised to stay away and run and don't walk to your car and jet out of the area. The Bears are waking up and the salmon in the area know they are fucked and basiclaly got no where to go up shits creek and they will soon become protein for these hungry and groggy grizzlies waking up from their slumber moving like lumber and ready to open their mouths wide and ready to rumble with one another .
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