3/12/23

The weird obsession of the Japanese people with Shohei Ohtani

   Leonardo McGregor

    The world baseball classic is occurring an outside of the two major Asian powerhouses and the Caribbean few around the world care for this World Cup of baseball. The Japanese are a clearly obsessed and baseball but nation as they recieve too much pride because of certain minor success  of certain players of Japanese heritage and whether the inferior complex that the Japanese people have historically have is responsible is not known, what is known thoughts the Japanese obsession with baseball and its stars in this boring game such as two way player Shohei Ohtani is not normal nor is it really understandable. Likewise the Caribbean fan and their enthralling weird actions as their own version of beisbol games


also is neurotic and eccentric on the verge of madness and perhaps some prefer to see this global presence and difference of the American game. The Japanese baseball fan goes cocoa for cuckoo puffs as since the fall of the Japanese empire the Japanese have always needed something Japanese to rally around against the other and Japan shuts down for this baseball intentional competition because rallying against the " other" and being inspired by all things Japanese and men in costumes chasing balls is something that the Japs have deemed worthy to shut down the nation as the country shuts  down when Japan plays in the WBC like it is the end of the world.

The Japanese will go loco when the national  team puts down cleats with their costumes and balls and plays China the average Japanese will bow and pray for Shohei Ohtani as it is in the nature of the Japanese to idolize somebody and worship them much like they did for their emperor back in the day before baseball was introduced to the Japanese people. The Shoe struck out against a electrician and was humiliated and without a doubt the Czech republic electrician pitcher who struck him out will recieve thousands if hate letters and death threats for daring to strike out this living God of Japan. The cult of Shohei also exists because Japan is a massive corporatcracy and the shoe companies such as New Balance that have deals with him promote the living shit out of Shitei and make him pout in Japanese culture as the biggest thing since rice was harvested. Baseball is lame and dwindling and the sport is desperate to remain relevant and has only found success in neurotic and eccentric nations that have it as its most popular sport likely because these nations have not embrace or invented other sports.

 

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