Eddie Schwartz wishes to just be a cell under the fingernail of Chinese Tik Tok car model sensation Cheng Er

Jerry Palmer

     WGN radio Eddie Schwartz is this 700 pound of blob glob that comes on Chicago airwaves and is still being heard on the planet krypton form broadcasts many moons ago, The Chicago radio legend broadcaster for like forty years on WGN radio and often spoke his love of mmoidel sexy women  way out of the league of his fat ars whether in jest or in  serous. Mr Schwartz thought being on radio and the number one ( and only) overnight radio talks how meant something to people and he would bring up this many times as Colonel Klink would

bring up no one ever escaped from stalag 13. Eddie Schwartz has discovered Cheng Er on his Tik Tok feeds and Eddie Schwartz has announced that for the five hundredth time he is on love with a celebrity of someone, Eddie has been in love more times that fat pounds he has in hos body and Mr Schwartz wanted to know more information from the Chinese  population about this Chinese car model who is a sensation and big around the world or at least in Eddie Schwartz fat thick

head. When one looks at these two human beings of Eddie Schwartz Chicago radio disc jockey and the Chinese car automobile model Cheng Er it's unbelievable that they are made of the same matter and material. Fat Eddie has played with himself like he hasn't in many a years and he spoke disgustingly of the difficulty of doing so with the 600 pounds of blubber under his gut and he has no shame. For some reason the management at WGN radio loves this animal and having him fill four hours bladderdash nonsense talk. God I hate Eddie Schwartz wish there were internet trolling back in the day when he was on the radio  where the foo could actually see this hate.