Ed West
Today we have the problem news to announce that we have hired another person to replace the numerous deaths we have had in our staff we have hired failed clowns over the clown to write and perform here on this black. So both signed a contract were 10 years $100,000 and thus this amounts to about 10,000 Grand a year which some people would say is 10,000 worth more than what he is worth Zobo the clown is a fail clown who was fired from both Ringling Brothers Circus and Barnum and Bailey and this man has been a career Internet troll online since 2005 we are very proud to have Zobo on our staff and we expect
many great writing contributions and opinions from this failed clown. Is Zobo the Clown will be a welcome addition to our staff and has suffered numerous deaths and illness in the past 2 years and it has been such a curse that we are even thinking about rebranding our blog to the dead writer Society blog sober the clown though is not yet reached middle age and clown years which is about the same as human years except minus a couple or whatever. So will the Clown can be expected to write from time to time and he will concentrate on International policy and online social media discussions. We look forward to having Sobo and others in the future and anyone interested in writing for this blog should contact our editor which has yet to be determined since the death of Randolph Perkins IV a month or two ago. Zobo will be the second clown we have on staff as well as he will join fellow writer Ryne " Bozo" Bosworth and that is if Ryne doesn't die this year as well.
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